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devmonster:

This Is How You Serenade Your Cat While Drunk

Cat people are my kind of (weird) people.

I’M ACTUALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW

THERE ARE TEARS

I CAN’T

I think this is what people don’t understand about owning a cat. Like, if you serenaded a dog, it would love it. It would just be so appreciative that you were spending the time with it. But isn’t there something kind of more enjoyable about forcing your affection on something that you know really does want it but just is so opposed to receiving it and kind of hates every second of it as it happens?

I don’t know, I hope so, or else I’ll never find someone to love me.

I do this shit sober, lbr.

That cat is not having any of it.

This is my life.